Hi, my name is Audrey. I like books. I am an artist. Snakes don’t scare me, neither do spiders. My favorite color is lime green and if anyone is wondering, my sign is Aquarius. Any questions?
shout out to the kids and adults who have memory problems, who get yelled and screamed at by their families for not remembering things
or over-remembering. remembering things no one else seems to remember but still having blankets of empty in their memory and wondering why they can’t remember chunks of things or why their timelines are all off
can we just take a moment for those that prefer the tumblr app instead of the computer
This is what my cat does when you scratch that one spot at the base of his tail
Bisexual Frustration: Everyone is Hot and I’m Really Bad at Handling It - my autobiography
a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.
Cicada, Stages of Conventionalization
Hugo Froelich, Keramic Studio Magazine, 1905
A slug plush I whipped up for a commission - though people have been telling me they like it so much I ought to just sell some. XD What do you think? He is minky with airbrushed shading, wired eye stalks, and weighted with beans. About 9” long.
there’s a huge problem in gaming today where people are focusing more on graphics than aethestic, which is really shitty because it leads to all of these awful derivative modern military shooters and games that have no identity. like i don’t really care if you’re able to render the 374th bead of sweat on a grizzled marine’s face, if you don’t have a unique style nobody will remember your game
i hate that when i tell people i love spiders they start telling me about the times when they’ve killed a spider or spiders and it’s like why are you telling me this you’re basically admitting to drowning a bag of kittens to me, that is the equivalent.
stop bragging about killing innocent animals no matter how small or “scary”
first day of senior year hella